Carrie Underwood: "Before He Cheats"

It's Wednesday, which usually means we'd hear from Juke Box Hero, but he's taking an extra day this week, so we'll hear from him tomorrow.

It's Wednesday. If on this mid-week hump day you're having difficulty locating your moxie, steeling your backbone, tuning your mettle -- Carrie has you covered. I hope against hope that the adorable Miss American Idol Carrie Underwood -- who is cute as a blond button of a country singer should be -- wrote this song from real-life experience. She's got it figured out, I think, strutting around on those crazy awesome legs, relishing the sensory details of smashing up her cheating boyfriend's car. And you know what? I bet he will think before he cheats. He'll think long and hard.

Meanwhile, Carrie might be in jail, because while it's quite satisfying to demolish something in that state of anger, it's also punishable by law. But hey, the girl's got spunk!

Released in 2006, "Before He Cheats" has won multiple Grammys and CMT awards. Regrettably, it was not written by Carrie Underwood, but by two dudes who have also written for Lady Antebellum, Martina McBride, Dia Frampton, Susan Boyle, and Tim McGraw.