Showing posts with label R. Kelly. Show all posts
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Thursday, December 1, 2011

Hanson: "Thinking 'Bout Somethin'"


Let's cast our minds back to 1997. Gas was $1.12 a gallon, Bill Clinton was (barely) still president, Steve Jobs reclaimed the helm of Apple Computers, Mike Tyson bit off part of Evander Holyfield's ear during a boxing match, the tobacco companies were forced to weather their first huge legal loss, we all learned the phrase "El Nino," and at age 21, Tiger Woods became the youngest golfer ever to win the Master's. And, of course, there was the music. Here's the top 12 songs from that year:

1. "Candle in the Wind," Elton John
2. "Foolish Games / You Were Meant for Me," Jewel
3. "I'll Be Missing You," Puff Daddy and Faith Evans
4. "Un-Break My Heart," Toni Braxton
5. "Can't Nobody Hold Me Down," Puff Daddy
6. "I Believe I Can Fly," R. Kelly
7. "Don't Let Go (Love)," En Vogue
8. "Return of the Mack," Mark Morrison
9. "How Do I Live," LeAnn Rimes
10. "Wannabe," Spice Girls
11. "Quit Playing Games (With My Heart)," Backstreet Boys
12. "MMMBop," Hanson

Alright, so we probably could have guessed that the Backstreet Boys and the Spice Girls wouldn't stick around long. Toni Braxton, En Vogue, and Mark Morrison have done alright; according to Wikipedia, they're still "active" musicians, though the 90's were their unequivocal heyday. Jewel and LeAnn Rimes have maintained respectable careers, and R. Kelly has maintained a career of sorts, though the timelessness of "I Believe I Can Fly" really pales in comparison to some of his earlier, raunchier tracks, such as 1993's "I Like the Crotch on You." A true wordsmith.

That leaves us with the Top 12's heavyweights: Elton John had that year's #1 hit with "Candle in the Wind," a song written in 1973 about Marilyn Monroe's death. It surged back into popularity in the late 90's as a memorial song for Princess Diana. Another tribute song, "I'll Be Missing You," in memory of the Notorious B.I.G., was cobbled together by Faith Evans and the artist formerly known as Puff Daddy, the only artist to appear twice on the list. Too bad he no longer exists.

And that's a wrap!

Oh wait. There's also Hanson, eeking in at #12. They had this little hit in the 90's called "MmmBop" to which fifth graders like myself mmbopped around our friends' basements, dancing and using hairbrushes as microphones, discussing who was the cutest Hanson, and deciding that their Oklahoma background meant they were not only talented and attractive, but also down to earth, wholesome, and our realistic future husbands.

Eventually we moved on to other (likely shorter-haired) heartthrobs. But those Hanson brothers kept at it, and for almost 15 years since the release of "MmmBop," they've been honing their craft, touring, getting married (dammit), and cutting records. Their newest, released last year on their own label, is their eighth studio album and features this song as the lead single. I'm partial to the music video, which is an homage to the Blues Brothers, a movie released the same year the eldest Hanson was born. But through the years the child prodigies (too strong a word?) have grown even more talented, and they haven't forgotten what we liked in the first place -- the great harmonies, the catchy licks, and the meaningful lyrics.

Before writing this post, I'd never read the lyrics to "MmmBop," but it does actually have words other than onomatopoetry. The then-12, -14, and -17-year-old boys were singing about finding the one or two relationships that will last a lifetime and holding on until your hair falls out. ("You have so many relationships in this life ... / So hold on to the ones who really care / In the end they'll be the only ones there / When you get old and start losing your hair.") The brothers lived that, too; each is already married with children in multiples of two. [See guide.]

[A guide to the Hanson Brothers]

Isaac, born 1980, guitarist, prominent facial hair, married, 2 kids

Taylor, born 1983, lead singer and pianist, no facial hair, married, 4 kids

Zac, born 1985, drummer, scant facial hair, married, 2 kids

In this new song, more than a decade later, the Hanson men have apparently had enough: "I've been thinking 'bout somethin' other than you." And it sounds like there's some juicy backstory: "I've been getting the love that moves me while you've been getting around." This holds up as a satisfying break-up song, complete with an upbeat tempo and happy major chords. It's about moving on, something the Hanson brothers are familiar with as they've navigated the path from child stardom to long-lasting musical careers.

There are many reasons I'm glad it's now 2011 and not 1997. The 90's slow jams have been replaced by hip-hop, we've got a non-intern-prone Democrat in the White House, and though we've lost Steve Jobs, he left behind an indelible mark on both technology and society. Also, when Hanson releases their first beer label next year -- yes, beer label, an IPA called  "MmmHop" -- I'll be old enough to drink it and enjoy the full Hanson flavor.

Okay that sounded better in my head.

Oh hell, why not?

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Alice Cooper: "I'm Eighteen"

Enjoy your Wednesday fill of guest blogger Juke Box Hero!


It had been a while since I last e-strolled the Rolling Stone "500 Greatest Songs of All Time," so Brittany’s reference in her ode to Pink/Mercury yesterday inspired a return visit. Starting from the back, I was slightly yet immediately unnerved. Coming in at #494 is R. Kelly’s "Ignition," narrowly defeating the Stones’ juicy "Brown Sugar" (#495) and Weezer’s hip anthem "Buddy Holly" (#499).

Now obviously Mick, Keith, Rivers, and their respective gangs get more love further up the list, but really? R. Kelly? A "500 Most Epic Fails" list, certainly, but what is there to like about the cheesy elevator music backgrounds and an utter lack of any lyrical or musical creativity – other than those cuddly Duke undernerds whose music video cover became a YouTube sensation back before Facebook had even left the Ivies?

But I digress. We’re here to talk about songs worth listening to, YouTubes worth watching. Like some creepy, kooky, scintillating Alice Cooper. Their (because then it was the band’s name, not just the adopted moniker of Vincent Furnier – interesting trivia, eh? Thanks, Wikipedia) 1971 release "I’m Eighteen" gets on the RS board at a pretty underrated #487.

No matter what kind of adolescence you actually had (mine was relatively anger-free, which I often cite as the leading reason I’ll never be a good rock musician), this song embodies the general youth experience so perfectly: the awkwardness, the insecurity, the raw manifestations of mental and sexual maturity coalescing and superseding one another… It’s chaos and it’s poetry: 'I gotta get outta this place/I go running in outer space.' We’ve all been on those runs.

But for Alice, it’s controlled chaos. They don’t take time for the song to develop; they rock at will, spilling a searing guitar solo from the opening gates and rocking keyboards that somehow find the magical musical balance of being tight yet sounding loose. And though Cooper spends some time sitting onstage (I can’t blame him – those gold-glitter leggings and towering silver platforms would have Gaga drooling and the rest of us trying to find a more comfortable sitting position), all the sudden he gets up, albeit shakily, ascends to the band leader’s position, and reigns in his minions, deftly signaling the close of the anthem as if he were Bernstein tying up Beethoven. A master of his craft.

Whether or not the RS ranking is to be believed -- after all, Johnny Rotten himself chose this as his audition song for the Sex Pistols, and we all know where that got him -- "I’m Eighteen" survives as a punk-rock classicism: a seething declaration of dissatisfaction, futility (‘I get refused every day/Just don’t know what to say’), and ultimately preference for one’s current shitty surroundings (‘I’m 18 and I like it/I ain’t 21’). And it's delivered with more talent and musicianship than Rotten & Co. ever managed. Not that those guys cared. Pass the whiskey.